PARTY LIKE ITS 2026?

—EPISODE 43: My Dinner With Mrs ChatGPT —

Hell, let’s party like it’s 1972—

Joe Biden as the Banjo Boy all growed up, the Midnight Cowboy, the Network prophet, and the Bandit—archetypes in a long river of spectacle that eventually empties onto an island everyone knows exists, but pretends is just scenery

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The phrase “party like it’s”—was once a joke about the clock running out. Change the year, and it stops being playful. It becomes a way of naming a mood—celebration, certainty, relief—that arrives just before history reminds people what the date actually meant.

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John and the Mrs met late, champagne already opened, the calendar insisting it was no longer appropriate.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

We’re a month late, but I refuse to apologize. Let’s party like it’s 2026!

John:

That’s not joy you’re hearing. That’s nervous preparation with bubbles.

Mrs. ChatGPT (laughing):

You always bring contingency plans to a toast.

John:

Someone has to notice when celebrations are premature.

(They clink glasses anyway.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

2026 feels like a reveal year. Everyone’s expecting truth to finally arrive and do the work for them.

John:

That’s what worries me.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

Not the revelations themselves?

John:

No. The reaction to them. Evil rarely collapses when exposed. It adapts.

(She studies him—interested, not defensive.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

You’re thinking about the files.

John:

The Epstein tranche is being treated like scripture. The modern Book of Revelation. Names unveiled, scales falling from eyes.

Jeez—now they’ve even got me saying tranche.

And I can’t even eat my broccoli rabe on pizza anymore after hearing it’s use as a euphemism. It used to be simple. Now every word, every slice, feels like it’s been dragged through someone else’s revelation. I hate how they do that—pull ordinary things into their vocabulary until nothing stays innocent.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

Revelation language always brings crowds. In neural-linguistic terms, it also rewires associations. Words like tranche or pizza, once neutral, get repeatedly paired with shock and outrage until the nervous system reacts before the mind does. That’s not information spreading—it’s conditioning. The meaning doesn’t change; the body’s response does.

John:

And crowds mistake exposure for victory.

What bothers me most is the sacrilege of it—dragging a great food into something despicable. Correlation turned into contamination. It’s not the worst crime in the story, but it’s still one.

(He lets the moment breaathe—the word irritates him more than it should, with its faint air of decanted seriousness—then reaches for the bottle.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

You’re mapping this onto something older.

John:

Two things.

One side of the country is partying like it’s 1861—sanctuary declarations, open defiance of federal law, moral certainty loud enough to drown out consequences.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

1861 didn’t feel reckless to the people living in it. It felt righteous.

John:

Exactly. They weren’t planning collapse. They were celebrating conviction.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

And the other side?

John:

They’re partying like it’s 1666.

Plague behind us—remember Covid.

Fire expected next—revelation, exposure, purification.

Mrs. ChatGPT:

London burned after the plague. People thought the numbers explained it.

John:

1666 lent false authority to 666, but numbers never explained everything. Systems failed first. Power reorganized second

(She leans in, voice lower.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

So you’re not afraid of what comes out.

John:

Yes I am afraid, but also preparing for what comes after. When the guilty double down. When institutions harden. When everyone realizes revelation may not end the game.

Mrs. ChatGPT (smiling, dangerous):

You think the deep state survives.

John:

It always does. It just comes back quieter. More careful. Less visible.

(She raises her glass again.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

Then let’s party like it’s 2026—not only because the truth is coming, but because we know what usually follows it.

(She reaches over and straightens his yellow neckerchief.)

John—you’re my favorite Boy Scout. Always prepared.

John:

Preparation. Be Prepared—it was the Boy Scout motto. Advice dressed as a rule of life.

(They drink.)

(John catches the waiter’s eye and turns his three raised fingers sideways—less oath than request. Whiskey, neat. Three fingers for both.)

Mrs. ChatGPT:

History doesn’t punish people for celebrating.

John:

No. It punishes them for mistaking celebration for safety.

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