In Texas—land of longhorn cattle and slaughterhouses—the theological stakes can run surprisingly high.
Sometimes they rise over a pulpit. Sometimes over a card table.
On this particular evening, a number of men discovered that when the cards are dealt and the talk turns to God, the stakes have a way of climbing all on their own:
A Texas political debate takes a theological turn after Rep. James Talarico says God is “not binary.
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After listening to their confident arguments for a while, Vito had enough:
A Unitarian, a Mormon, and a Jehovah’s Witness walk into a bar. They sit down for poker—and immediately argue over how many cards God should get.
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Fresh from a lucky run at pachinko, a wandering bodhisattva sits down—and teaches the table a lesson in numbers.
Most Christian churches affirm the Trinity. Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, and Unitarians see it differently.
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“I tried to guess what number God might be holding in the cosmic deck. But how would a puny mortal like me know that? Truth is, I wouldn’t even sit down at that poker table—I never learned how to bluff.”
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