Announcing THE! vehicle for traveling between Jest and Earnest

—The C-of-C-C Golden Rule:

—Please patronize our new Council sponsor— as you would not have them patronize you.

(Every new purchase of The Satire! includes this bumper sticker at no additional charge.):

THE SATIRE!

In the golden age of American movement, the future arrived with tailfins and confidence.

Designers once imagined the way stretching toward tomorrow, powered by equal parts rocket science and jukebox.

Today the road is stranger.

*Irony and sincerity change lanes without warning.

*Postmodern detours appear where straight lines once stood.

*And yet the journey continues. . . .

That is why the Council proudly presents THE SATIRE!—

a vehicle engineered for the Metamodern Age.

*Balanced between awareness and belief,

*Between laughter and conviction,

*A vehicle that carries the driver forward with steady composure.

Because sometimes the only way to travel honestly through a complicated world—is with a vehicle that understands the joke!

—and keeps driving anyway.